P.R.O.M.O.

30 Years From Now Your Station Wagon Will Be A Poorly Rendered Photoshop Image Of Itself

Make sure to frequently wash the road salt off your vehicle. Or else in thirty years it'll be all fucked up, or 15 even. Like your Mom said,Take care of your things.

I HATE SHOVELING

i've got nothing but freetime.
My parents neighbor is plowing his front yard, most would stick to the driveway; he's in a white bronco with orange & green squiggles spray-painted on, land plowing like woah.
the funniest part: mainy's truck is so STREETWEAR and he has no fucking idea..

Carly Weed

@45

piffDADDY


"take a deep breath and wash your face again"

4/4 BALEARIC RAPS (THE TRANCE RAPS ARE THE ONES WITH THE SYNTHS?)

don't worry i'm just fucking with you guys a little bit







BITE ONE IN HALF, GIVE ME A HALF

I"LL SELL YOU A JAR OF MITSUBISSHIS GET AT ME IN THE COMMENT"Z

HOLO MAN

This guy is haunting my sleep, his beady holographic eyes. You can't walk into a bank wearing glasses like that; and if you can't wear what you have on into a bank, you probably shouldn't be wearing it at all.